Monkey Farts Scented "Fabian" Soap Goddess Loves Shakespeare Soap, vegetarian, lightly scented, yogurt soap, free shipping

Monkey Farts Scented "Fabian" Soap Goddess Loves Shakespeare Soap, vegetarian, lightly scented, yogurt soap, free shipping

$8.49



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“Did not I say he would work it out? the cur is
excellent at faults.”

- Twelfth Night

You asked and the Soap Goddess delivered.

So many people have been begging for more smell good options and we are all about making our people happy.

We are complete and total theatre geeks and so, as we were planning to revamp and expand our newest soap line, honoring one of the greatest playwrights who ever lived just plain made sense and scents.

This listing is for ONE (or THREE) 4 oz handmade Monkey Farts scented soap bar.

INCLUDES FREE SHIPPING TO THE CONTINENTAL US!!

Use coupon code ADDICTEDTOSOAP for 10% off total purchases over $25

Ingredient List:

* Rice Bran Oil
* Sustainable Organic Palm Oil
* Water
* Palm Kernel Oil
* Sodium Hydroxide
* Cultured Pasteurized Grade A Organic Milk
* Organic Corn Starch
* Pectin
* Titanium Dioxide
* Mica
* Iron Oxide
* Chromium Oxide Green
* Ultramarine Blue
* Vitamin D3
* Fragrance

I began making handmade soap as an alternative to the beauty/bath bars on the market. Those bars are actually detergent based & strip your skin of its natural oils, leaving it dull, dry & itchy.

The soap making recipe consists of water, lye and oils. Combined together the chemical process is called saponification; a hydrogen, oxygen, sodium and fatty acid reaction. Final product has no lye and is super-fatted with skin nourishing oils. The by-product of this process is glycerin. Glycerin behaves as a natural humectant - it draws moisture from the air into your skin. The vast majority of commercial soap makers extract this beneficial ingredient.

Each bar is blended by hand and made with top shelf vegetable-based oils for an eco-friendly product, safe for the whole family. Just keep them away from young eyes. These soaps are NOT tear-free.

I include a sample size soap free with every order. If you have a preference as to which sample soap you receive, please tell me. If there is no preference given or if I am out of a preferred soap, you will receive whichever is closest of a variety differing from what was ordered.

Payments

Currently we accept PayPal and Etsy Gift Cards for payment. You can also use PayPal to pay with a credit/debit card even if you don't have a PayPal account.

We appreciate prompt payment but understand "things happen." Payment is expected within 24 hours of order placement (If you need more time, contact us and we can work with you). If payment is not made within the set time frame and no other arrangements have been made, order will be canceled and item will be relisted.

Shipping from United States

Your purchase will be shipped within 5 days of cleared payment. We will notify you as soon as possible when the item has been shipped. Confirmation and tracking is included in the price of shipping for both of our peace of mind. All items will be shipped First Class UNLESS requested otherwise or in the case that a Flat Rate Priority package would be more cost effective.

We include FREE CONTINENTAL US shipping. If you are from outside of the Continental US and would like to order, please message us with your order and shipping information and we will invoice you for the items and include shipping costs. We do NOT charge a HANDLING fee.

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Returns and exchange details

Refunds and exchanges will be handled on a case by case basis. We here at Pip & Lola's want you to be happy with your purchase and if for any reason you aren't - please let us know and we will try to correct it to be best of our abilities.

No refunds or exchanges after 14 days (local/US) or 21 days international.

Additional

Custom orders are accepted. Please keep in mind that the curing process is a minimum of 4-6 weeks when placing custom orders. There is a 4 full-sized bar minimum order requirement for custom orders.

We also take "recipe suggestions" but may not always offer suggestions up for sale. IF you want to guarantee your suggestion is for sale, we recommend placing a custom order.

We also do WHOLESALE. Contact us for our wholesale rates or any additional questions.

All soap purchases come with at least one sample of a differing variety of soap.